This poast is maik mah payrants crinj (Onlee be cuz i luv yoo bothe)!
Resently, i haf bean told that mi engrish spilling has succed. Quit frnkly it is ahn ishyoo i hav suferd withh awl my lyf. Gramir is ay wurs sichuashon. Sumtymes i mis spel tings wen tipeeng in ann exited frenzee. The bettur the ideyuh, the fastir i tned 2 tipe. I luve to right and sumetyms thaat is a gipht and kirs.
Wen aye wus in midle skool i had a grait ideeyuh. The ideeyuh wsa a siens fikshon story that wood even2ally resalt in ay trilojy seerees. Threy Hunded payges lader aye wood reelise that this 3hundy paij eppik wuz uderly retawrdid. Mi favorate videeyo gaym groweeng upp wuz Haylo Too. Haylo Too was alsoa a tree gaym eppik baced in spays fiteeng aleeuns hoo vowd to deastroi Urth. Thair wuz 1 hearho hoo wood leed the huyman rais to viktorey jus lyk mi booc. Mi reyulisashon at furst maid mey feal stoopyd but aphtur i reyulised i cood rea-right it.
Sins ten aye have ree-ritten that saim stoaree fife tyms ant ges wut? IT STIL SUX! Four know dat stoaree iz awn thea bak bernir but I no i will rea-right it ughen sumdai. Untyl den ay haf rittun een menee difurent weighs. i right skrips. i right shoart stoaries. i right poa-ems and blawgs onlyn. I dew mehney tings.
Know, I reeyulize peepel (spesificuley mah payrents) ma feal lyk dis blawg is mawckeeng tem fore korekting mah mistaiks. I grayvly uhpresheate ur insite. Everee dime i poast a blawg and i mayk dose erors it wawrms my hart dat u goys wood goa owt of ur way to corect mee and elp me get bedder. I no thad wit tym I kan improov. I no thad wit practis I wil improove. I no aym nawt de best but at leest aym, in sertain weighs, more creeyative than most.
That is why I will succeed. That is why I will thrive. I didn’t write this with the intent of mocking or rebelling. I wrote that to illustrate the worst of what I could be, because in order to solve a problem you first have to identify it and face it head on. I treat my issues with writing as a fear because it is fear. I’m always afraid to write. I’m always afraid to press the publish button. Sometimes I’m impatient but believe me I’m afraid. I wrote that to show what I am aware of. But I’m trying real hard, my fellow writers. I will practice with pen in hand and I will crack the books open more often. That’s a promise I can make.